you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I just made out with a guy for $7.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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