I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Randomize
