I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i wish my penis had a tongue
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
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I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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