Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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