Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
worst night to have a conscience
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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