her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
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i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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