i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
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He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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