Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Enjoy the penises
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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