Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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