Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
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I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
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You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
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