can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
how does that bad decision feel?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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