I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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