Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Randomize
