question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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