On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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