super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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