omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I AM VODKA MAN
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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