The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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