I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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