Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
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Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
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When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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