Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
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as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
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He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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