doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
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I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
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Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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