You're my little dorito
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I wish i was in the wii world.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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