ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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