He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
worst night to have a conscience
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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