Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
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Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
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So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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