he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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