I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
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tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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