I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
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His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I need to sanitize my soul.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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