ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
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