So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
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Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
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I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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