also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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