found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
