try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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