Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
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Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
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I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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