dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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