Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
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well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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