If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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