yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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