living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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