They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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