you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize
