Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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