Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Buhtt sex?
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
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The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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