Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
we're so committed to being not committed
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