3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
