theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
