So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I have tasted many bathrooms
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