Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
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just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
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I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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