Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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