So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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