There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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