Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
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