For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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